Next time you hear a dude make some accusation about a woman “being on her period” because he thinks she’s being irritable/irrational/unreasonable, be sure to explain that a drop in estrogen & rise in testosterone is what causes the shedding of uterine lining, so during her period, a woman’s chemical levels more closely resemble those of a man.
If this is true, ill use it. I will.
men’s back muscles let you know that god is real
The man entered his home and was absolutely delighted when he discovered someone had stolen every lamp in the house.
oh my god
i just do not understand this post what even
OH MY FUCKING GOD
is my phone case
so every time someone calls me
i regret making this post
there are 13 yr olds on this website who are genuinely like “YAAAAS BENEDICT PUT UR DICK IN ME MAKE ME UR CUMBERBITCH AND CUMBERCUM ON MY FAAAACE” like im so worried about them
Oh like you weren’t the same way when you were 13?
literally no i never wanted to fuck a 1000 year old alien even at 13
my dad: who the hell is watching dragon tales on netflix?
i feel bad for twins that aren’t equally attractive
this was me and my twin prom night
thank you for the text post
another year, another disappointment
Why are you wearing the same clothes??
I haven’t moved in a year
everyone needs friends who will encourage them to pierce things and ride things and go to places and buy shit and show off side boob. everyone.